Picking up chicks at Subway because they know how to handle a footlong.
Dropping your spoon and naming your Chinese kid after the sound it makes.
“Welcome to the world….Ching!”
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I’m just sitting here, causally listening to music
Then an Usher song comes on
Then I remember I’m seeing Usher live next month
I may or may not have just filmed myself rapping ‘Drop it like it’s Hot’
Just quietly, Snoop Dogg would be proud.
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