Picking up chicks at Subway because they know how to handle a footlong.
Dropping your spoon and naming your Chinese kid after the sound it makes.
“Welcome to the world….Ching!”
I’m just sitting here, causally listening to music
Then an Usher song comes on
Then I remember I’m seeing Usher live next month
I may or may not have just filmed myself rapping ‘Drop it like it’s Hot’
Just quietly, Snoop Dogg would be proud.